A man asks his wife "Do you want to play a rape game?"
She replies, "No."
"That's the spirit!" He says.
A pitchfork walks into the shed. He sees another pitchfork. "Hey-up!" he says to it.
A man takes his fish to the vet. "I think it's epileptic." He says.
The vet has a look, and says that it's fine.
"You haven't even taken it out of the tank yet."
A man takes his dog to the vet. "I think he's cross-eyed."
The vet picks up the dog and has a look. "Yes, he is. I shall have to put him down."
"Why? Just because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, I have to put him down, because he's too heavy."
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
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