Then what are plants then? Pubes?
Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'.
Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD.
Since no one voluntarily takes in Pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by trees.
In conclusion: deforestation is the way forward.
Take that Mother Nature. You rape us. We rape you right back.
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