[Nate]

At first glance, people may ask “what is THAT?!” Well, it’s the Cone. Designed to replace awkward handheld vibrators, the Cone is one of those ergonomically designed gadgets that offers a new way to incorporate vibrations into the bedroom. The Cone is one of the first non-phallic vibrators that features 16 different pulse patterns and levels of intensity depending on your mood. You can sit on, lay on it, squat on it, use it during sex, snuggle with it, rub up against it, talk to it, etc. The possibilities are endless with the Cone. Some couples use it during oral or while love making, while other people go at it alone, or as the manufacturer states that you can even use it “while driving in rush-hour traffic!” Sahhhweet. Not designed for super deep penetration, this powerful vibrator supposedly passes vibrations through the tissue of the body to target the clit, labia, perineum, anus, testicles, and penis all-at-once. Wowzahs.

Warning: The following video clip is disturbing for all the wrong reasons.