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This is not a technical help forum. Kindly treat the OT section as it should be treated, with specialized threads for every sexuality known to man.
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What if he were to phrase his question as "
I have an absurdly strong fetish for practical computer features. I'm going to upgrade tomorrow but I want to make sure my new sex toy is as powerful and useful as it possibly can be, because if I assemble it (oooh yeah) but then realise that my mate has a hotter box, it will kill my boner. What do you think?" ?