There are two men. A rich man, and a poor man. They are the best of friends and coincidentally happen to share the same wedding anniversaries, so every year they meet up after shopping for their wives and compare what they bought.
The rich man says, "Look, I've got a beautiful diamond necklace for my wife. And in case she doesn't like it, I've also gotten her a lovely fur coat."
The poor man nods and says, "Not bad, not bad. I got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
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