[Josh]

Testi-kill - Kill 4 Outlaws by shooting them in the nuts with Sniper Wasps.
Screw Ewe - Compleat 'Meep Hearder Village' without hearding the Meep into their pen. (Carry the Muds to the Tomohawker Shrine)
Om nom nom - Feed a Meep to the Slogs.
I have a crossbow, your argument is invalid - Steal Farmer Beaks money and kill him.
There has to be a law against this - Make an orphan out of Farmer Beak's Daughter.
Blue Bastard - Kill the first Mud in Rupture Farms.
Hopeless - Get shot by the first Slig in Rupture Farms.
Ninja - Punch a Mud while invisible.
Doomed - Get to the point where it is too late to get the Good Ending.