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asked if I was diabetic.
And FYI that "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" wasn't spam, so thanks for the -rep. If you'd actually bothered to follow the link you would have found it led to a page about a book called
the Latke Who Wouldn't Stop Screaming.
In it, a talking Latke continually runs around screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
It wasn't spam at all. And cookies aren't candy, so SPAM ahaha