I'm going to participate too
I have no idea on a song so i'll try to help out with this one
The "Hey!" is yelled by a Glukkon
Dash past slig with gun,
With the will to stay alive,
This could be kinda fun,
'Cept you need to survive.
Alarms and sirens ring,
You set Mudokons free,
But all those Slig guards bring,
Is pain and misery!
Oh, RuptureFarms, RuptureFarms,
What a place to be,
The shredder's gonna shred you up
Like a low-grade Meech Munchie! "Hey!"
RuptureFarms, RuptureFarms,
It's really really big,
See the sights and buy some bites,
But don't piss off the Slig! "Hey!"
Glukkons and sligs do rule,
Mudokons tortured so.
You would be quite a fool
to not leave and go!
Crushin' up the meat
Puttin' it on the belt,
Still the Muds get beat,
While Slig cards are dealt!
Oh, RuptureFarms, RuptureFarms,
What a place to be,
The shredder's gonna shred you up
Like a low-grade Meech Munchie! "Hey!"
RuptureFarms, RuptureFarms,
It's really really big,
See the sights and buy some bites,
But don't piss off the Slig! "Hey!"
Prototype by: Mars Mud.
Edited by MeechMunchie, Mars Mud, Slig# 5719.
I also had an idea to change the last two paragraphs:
Oh, Necrum Mines, Necrum Mines
The blind are led astray,
Muds of old are forced to call,
The one from far away! "Hey!"
Necrum Mines, Necrum Mines,
A group are on the breach,
FeeCo trains run sole on gain,
But watch out for that Fleech! "Hey!"