Alright, I've got a knee slapper.
So, a guy walks into a new age hi-tech bar and takes a seat.
The bartender is a robot that ask's for everyone's I.Q before serving them,
so he asks the man "What's your I.Q?" The man replies "300".
The robot engages in a long conversation about time travel, cures for illnesses and
quantum physics. So the man walks out and comes back the next day.
"What's your I.Q?" The robot says again. The man replies "150".
The robot talks about great fishing holes and Nascar with the man this time.
So, the next day the guy comes in and says "20.." to the robot's I.Q question.
The robot starts to laugh at the man asking..
"HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT VOTING OBAMA IN NOW, YA IDIOT???".
ZING!
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