EDIT: Sorry for double post.
Also, have Abe discovering his moon for 'look up to the skies', the Soulstorm Brew muds doing 'Galileo', and the M.O.M. Slig doing gutair riffs.
A song from a Slig describing how you can take advantage of Glukkon's lenience around Christmas due to high profits:
I'm Gonna Get A Christmas Pay Rise
To the tune of Slade's 'Merry Christmas Everybody'
Why're you hanging in your sleeping bag on the wall
In the time when every Slig just has a ball?
'Cause though the workers are too happy
And your pants seize up in the snow
Your boss is gonna let that warning go...
Be-cau-ause...
Christmas is the highest spending time
In all of the financial year
You're gonna get a pay bonus
And a complimentary bee-ee-eer...
You're gonna get a much much bigger gun
And then it will be time to have some fun
All those snivelling Mudokons
You're gonna make them pay
For pestering you on 'Extra Extra Nap Day'...
Christmas is the highest spending time
In all of the financial year
You're gonna get a pay bonus
And a complimentary bee-ee-eer...
What do you do when the cameras are turned?
The Glukkons just won't care
At all...
At all...
Though the company presents are really cheap
You'll get an extra chance to catch some sleep
'Cause even a grumpy Glukkon
Will be filed with evil glee
When he thinks of all that sweet sweet dirty money...
Christmas is the highest spending time
In all of the financial year
You're gonna get a pay bonus
And a complimentary bee-ee-eer...
Yes, Christmas is the highest spending time
In all of the financial year
You're gonna get a pay bonus (IT'S NAAAPTIIIME!)
And a complimentary bee-ee-eer...
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