Sex you say, oh, ho, ho.. -Writes "Yes, please" under the Word" sex-.
Lololol, no but yeah, Jolie would use my balls as stepping stones
if I cheated on her.. -He quickly withdraws his "Yes, please" and rewrites
"No, I would like to keep my testies as long as possible".
Remember, kids, cheating on your girlfriend is the number one cause of
all cracked nuts. (Or your chestnuts roasting of an open fire?)
Be smart, and don't let your girlfriend kick your balls into submission,
giving you, yourself a vagina.
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