I notice several members of this forum really want to get it on with a girl, but don't know how to start. I recommend following these simple steps:
1) Attract her attention, but don't let her know you're doing it deliberately. Eg, prepare a banana peel beforehand, slip on it as she comes and fall on her.
2) Start to talk about something. Anything. Except sex (this is very important).
3) Hold a conversation with her every day for a week (but never about sex).
4) Invite her over to your house to help with your homework.
5) Tell her you can't be bothered doing the homework any more. There's something else you'd much rather be doing on your desk right now.
However you approach a girl, never ask for sex. This might tempt her into sorry sex and you really don't want that.
Apart from this, I can't give you any more tips, except that you should never pay more than $1000 a night.
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