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But for the guy. Wouldn't it sort of kill his joy when he pulls out and finds icky stuff on his dick?
Edit:

So is your vagine, but I'm not into that now am I? LAWL I can make reference joke!

Uh I don't get what a "Vagine" is. And how is any of this directed at me? Please don't make weird statements about my private stuff. Really.. Thats just not cool.