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11-28-2009, 10:49 AM
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With a vigorous circular motion hithero unkown to the people in this area, but destined to take the place of THE MUD SHARK. In your mythology, here it goes now...THE CIRCULAR MOTION...(rub it)...(Here Fido...Here Fido). And then, in a fit of anger, I pounced again the GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY I jumped up 'n down on the chest of the...

That's a pretty accurate account of my original experience.
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