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Happy squeezed-out-of-your-mother's-quivering-vagina day!
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Actually, I was born by cesarean section. I burst out of her stomach like Alien.
And I chuffing love those Ren and Stimpy characters.
You know you're a sad character when you frequent an internet forum and you're only a decade off middle-aged. What's even worse is that I was going to have a lay-in. Sadly, the bloody boiler woke me up, and I can't get back to sleep. What a wonderful morning.