[AlexFili]

The Oddworld's Best Economist (T.O.B.E.)
= Issue One =

Quote of the Day;
"Never toss a live grenade without first withdrawing the pin and legging it"

Main article of the day;
Discrimination in the workforce
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I will not stand for this injustice any longer!
We may be Sligs, but we have feelings too!
You cannot just shut us out or pretend that we don't exist.
Like it or not, Sligs are everywhere!

We are not all gun-toting madmen and we don't all smoke and play cards!
This is a propeganda lie fed to you by the Mudokons to make us out to be the bad guys.

We're just as decent as any Mudokon and that's a fact!

Join us if you'd like, you'll see the world can be a better place.

Signed, Olburg.

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RANDOM BITS & BOBS
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- Someone has lost a Slog, please return to FlueFarming 104 to pick it up.
- If anyone finds a grenade with a pin in it, it's mine! I dropped it in the Scrab Nest over near Blacksoot Chimmey's Factory at 3AM.
- Lonely Slig looking for love. Bring cigarette and pack of playing cards.

T.O.B.E. continued...

This is my little experiment. Think of it like MA's Newsletter, but more snappy and quicker. I hope this will get me to write again soon. Please feel free to send me your ideas or suggestions!