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11-14-2009, 02:24 PM
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talking of speedy shit, has the virus passed?

and that's on topic, as its sort of a joke.
I found that quite amusing.

And no. I'm worse than ever. I have been blowing my nose, and coughing like a maniac. Those strepsil adverts are right. There is a saw in your throat when you have a cold. They just got the kind of saw wrong. It's a chain saw, and when you cough, it feels (and sounds) as though somebody's pulling the start cord. Funnily enough, I choke a lot when I have the cold.

See, I turned it all into a joke.
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