[MarsMudoken]

OOC: Splat, look, if someone does something that interacts with my character, I react to it. I've learned my lesson about too much posting but 80% of all people on this site seem to live in England. Alexfili does, you do, Guekko does. England is the new Oddworld guys. I'm on 18 hours a day, sometimes 20 or 22. I don't want to be mean and I don't think this posting thing is so bad. You live on the other side of Earth guys! You play at day so It's no big problem. The only person posting when you're sleeping is me!

Now, to business. I thought that the Snoozer had left for the paramites, so I'm sorry about the mix-up. As for how to deal with all these people I have no Ideas. I've also included something I've had since birth that will be in future posts: My mind.

IC: The second Mars was about to speak Anni screeched with what Mars calls nagging. After whispering he instantly regretted it, since Anni was in a foul mood. What was he supposed to do? Mr. Rust-pants was here so he had another one to deal with...hmm...

Mars started thinking with his personalities: 'Well...at least she heard you.' 'And what if the snoozer heard you!? WE'RE GONNA DIE!' 'Calm down we have the ring.' 'Ring? It's a tattoo now damnit! Just grab the spear, plunge it into the snoozer, grab the spoocebow and blow the slig to pieces! MUHAHAHA-' 'Yes, destroy everything. That'll help how? Anni will be as freaked of Mudokon terrorists as much as Ralph!...I think that was his name...' 'Can't remember huh? HAH! Well he'll remember YOU if you destroy the Snoozer and slig!' 'Look, there's got to be a logical solution that will fix everything. So: the slig's a new guy by the look of him...-' 'Ah, yes...being new...good times, right guys?' 'We should've just crouched, pulled up the spear and impaled that big bro.' 'It was like a wild animal. It was scared of us.' 'Are you kidding?' 'Something tells me you are...' 'The glukkon was scared of us! It was freakin' terrified! 'Close an lock...heh.'
'We've been thinking long enough. Time for some stratagy. Now, the slig-' 'Rusty (snicker)' '*sigh*, well, the slig should leave soon, and that snoozer should leave too.' 'Pfff, anyone would to get away from that nagging hag!' 'We will wait and be calm.' 'Cmon, I've got an itchy trigger finger.' 'Your itchy trigger finger has nearly killed us!!! And I'm not feeling lucky!!!' 'We wait...we wait for them to finish.' 'Or we could lead them away one by one Anni is alone.' 'What, so you can kiss her?' 'Bethanna would be ashamed of you!' 'Let's just lead them away. Then explain everything to Anni.'

As Mars finished his enormous thinking, he concluded the best way to get Anni alone would be...What?. How could he move the Snoozer? Or the slig? Hmm...the slig needs a job so he'll look around or ask directions, either one will of coarse send him away. The Snoozer isn't programmed to lay around (I think) so he'll leave for something. Anni might go to the paramites. So long as the Snoozer dosn't chose to blast em'. Then there will be no paramites to go to. He would wait...





OOC: I understand this is confusing with my mind but this stuff happens in real life. Really, this is daily. Now here's a guide:

Calm, Optomistic: This one is handy to listen to. Too bad I'm impatiant for not listening. All great meditaters have this personality. Because sometimes waiting is the best plan.

Strategic, Heroic: Doing good...It's the hard path. Plans usually come from good guys. Notice how all good heroes are good leaders. I'm usually not. But you can be a good guy nonetheless.

Reckless, Violent, Evil: Recklessnes comes from this I'm sure. Using it for good though isn't that hard. This is all the primal instincts we have. Evolution saved us from being savages or, worse, burgers for some other sentinent life.

Sarcastic, Joking, Sassy: Uh...I hate this voice. Having a sense of humor is great but not if you're mean. This one combined with the red one makes bullies. I speak the truth. Use this and watch what you say to be funny. You can be offensive.

Panic, Fear, Doubt: Everyone get scared, but the only thing to fear is fear itself. This can be hard since you know what scares you. It also tends to think everything is impossible. Trust me, I know.

Sentimental: Looking back on things, doing things as they should be, this is always a good feeling. Valuing awesomeness over efficiency is rare, but a rewarding feeling. Tends to make friends too. Or rather keep them.

Love, Caring: What started in evolution as mating, turned into loving, which doesn't always end in mating and rarely is ever about it. I think people rarely know true love. It's a beautiful feeling. I have it...I think. But there's also caring, for friends and family. This of coarse is useless to evolution, but friends are great. It'll also help you with love relationships.

I must sound ridiculous doing this but I really think it's nice to write this down. Not only does it help you understand my color coded thoughts but I think that reminding us of the things that make us human, mudokon, slig, glukkon, paramite, scrab, gabbit or God, is rather important, no matter where we are. So this was writtin. There.

And I'm sure someone going to hate me for this despite that good speech.