[shaman]

Dear Tom of the past.

I am you from the year 2009, i have decided to write a letter to the past to pass on some hard - earned wisdom.

First: Fucking stay away from the people you're hanging round with at the moment, you know who i'm talking about. They're fucking idiots who will land you in trouble.

secondly: Go for a walk every now and then.

Thirdly: In the year 2002, avoid tinned fish, you cut your thumb wide open on one and that warrents you three hours waiting in the hospital.

And lastly: Learn to play guitar. I want to be a rock god.

Yours faithfully.

Thomas Brown of 2009.

PS: The bird bites.