[Josh]

Dear Past Josh,

Would you please not get into Yu-Gi-Oh. You will regret it. Don't talk to people that annoy you, they will just get worse. Get some upper body strength, you will need it. If somebody trys to hurt you, no more pacifist crap, kick em' in the balls/shins/face. Ninjas ARE better than pirates, this is vital. Pay attention in french class, when you go to France, it will be useful. Fianally, don't grow your hair, it DOES look weird and does not suit you.

PS: You will punch your Dad in the face and break his nose the week before you go to France. He is an evil rat-bastard and actually hates you. However, he has money and Left 4 Dead is a game you will want. Zombies and explosions are cool, milk the cow untill you find that stuff on his hard-drive, then punch him and go to France.