Dear Joe of 2002
Hey, it's me. And by me I mean you, awesome huh? Stop stressing about how bad your hair looks at the moment man, I mean it is pretty awful but you'll grow into long hair eventually, just have it short until you're sixteen and it'll all turn alright (It goes blonde again at eighteen, pretty fucking awesome eh?). I know things are going pretty bad at the moment, and yeah they do get worse, but then they get better, then worse, then better and then they kind of even out. But you do get super intelligent, grow up to not be a douche and overall get into a position where you can laugh mercilessly at those who torment you now (Two words: Credit Crunch). Also watch some Taggart and brush up on that Scottish dialect. Trust me on this.
Just sit tight, be there for your family (Your brother's going to really need you bad in a few years) and good things will start to come to you. Also you're right, Valentines is a retarded holiday and only dumb shits ever plan anything on that day.
PS: Beware of the Welsh.
Yours creepily, Joseph Doubtfire.
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“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’
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