Dear Albie of pastland,
If you have a bad feeling about something, go with the bad feeling. If you think of something funny or useful or witty or whatever, WRITE IT DOWN. Make more of an effort to get into sports. Don't pick your nose. Don't talk to yourself. Start learning to play music NOW, not in a few years. Don't pick to Adrian as your Russian partner. Get in shape. You'll need to be able to fight. Don't waste £8 on a Tamagotchi. Pay more attention to youth culture, don't end up alienated. Don't bottle up your emotions. Try to improve your memory. You didn't last time, and now I can't remember all the things I ought to put in this letter.
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