[Mac Sirloin]

I'm copy and pasting mine from somewhere, hence all the toy related stuff.
Dear Simon of...1999? Sure.
I'm writing to you from the future. THE FUTURE.
Don't get into Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, or Digimon TCG's. Trust me, they're a HUGE waste of your time and you'll get them stolen from you and just generally make you miserable. Be careful with your Transformers, ESPECIALLY tigerhawk, and don't take him to school or on your paper-route-you'll break him.

Get into the Energon, Armada and Cybertron toyline. Don't go crazy, but I'd appreciate all those gimmicks right about now.

Get some exercise. It's worth it.

Don't take dad too seriously. Him and Mom separate in ten years, so try to be patient.

In 2006, he gets a motorcycle, do not touch it. Ever. Regardless of your intentions. If you clean the window on it while hiding out from school the bastard will knock one of your teeth out and make you go crazy for a little while.

Don't steal. Please. Except for Legends TF Movie 1 Bonecrusher and Brawl. Also don't break Jillian's BM Blackarachnia. That was a dick move and it was a good toy. Take care of the McDonalds Tankor, as it is amazing. Try to get the Tankor toy and one of his toys. Don't bring Jetstorm onto that ride at the waterfront festival, he breaks and you look stupid.


GET TO IT