How about we have an American only Oddtour and make it so fucking spectacular that those of you who don't attend wish you had. I'm talking limousine with a built-in hot tub and a hi-definition tv rigged with all of the Oddworld games. Lorne will be payed handsomely to sign autographs, take pictures, and fellate anyone who asks him to do so. Every participant will receive a gift bag, inside will be pure gold nuggets, an Oddworld poster personally signed by the entire Oddworld team, your own pet fleech, a bottle of yoohoo, and a Adhesive Medical Strips ®.
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