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10-13-2009, 04:03 AM
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What do you do when you've touched your daughter one too many times?
Stow her in a drain pipe and see how much other people's time and resources you can use up before they find her
Might be a bit obscure for most of the forum's population. On the other hand, the first moment that Australian media mentioned that there was a little girl missing in your country was when she was found dead. Not even sure yet why that made the news over here.


And only because your post reminded me of it: I read an article today about a father who hadn't seen his daughter since she was three, ten years ago, tracking her down over facebook. All of which was fluffy happiness, until he tried to seduce her via facebook messages.

She told her mother, who called the police and they lured him to a public place and arrested him. Which means a happy ending for everyone but the attempted incestuous paedophile.
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