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09-29-2009, 02:36 PM
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how did the tightrope-walker die?

a massive brain haemorrhage, 6 broken ribs and a snapped spine. David Franks and a few other workers at the circus were meant to properly secure the safety net underneath James (the tightrope-walker), but they failed to do so competently and James fell to his unexpected death when he slipped during practice. one of the ribs pierced his left lung and the brain haemorrhage killed him instantly.

isn't that hilarious Josh?
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