[Danny]

I bought a phone, but I didn't have much money, so I had to get an irregular phone. It had no five on it...
I was walking down the street and I bumped into a good friend of mine, he said "Why don't you call me any more?"
I said "I can't call everyone I want, my phone has no five on it!"
He said "That's kinda weird. How long have you had it?"
I said "I don't know, my calendar has no sevens..."

I've never before met anyone who's heard of Steven Wright, except for the person who introduced me to his hilariousness...