I'm getting too old for this shit.
Speaking of Steven Wright, I loved the one that went something like:
"I pulled up to a convenience store; the sign said 'Open 24 hours.' I went to the front door and the manager was locking up the place. I said 'I thought you were open 24 hours.' The manager said 'not in a row!'
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My karma ran over my dogma.
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