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09-26-2009, 10:48 PM
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I drunkenly tried to shave my scrotum with my electric beard trimmer a month ago.

The end result? Stitches. The irony? I've never actually trimmed my beard with said trimmer.

I know, irony it's not.
Why do you have a beard trimmer if you don't use it on your beard and can't use it on your scrotum?

I have in the past trimmed downstairs with a beard trimmer. It's possible to do, if you're very, very careful but I've decided to be lazy about it until I find someone to whom I'm likely going to present my testicles.
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