A man walked into a video rental store and asked, "Can I have Batman Forever?" The clerk said, "You can have it for two days like everyone else."
Two friends were on a plane. One turns to the other and says, "If the plane turned on it's side, would we fall out?" the other says, "No, we'd never fall out, we're best friends."
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its a sex injury: im missing my left ear. dont ask.
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