I'm all for the oddtour, but people here have special needs. Here's a list of things I think should be required for this gathering...
An open bar
Permitted firearms
Sushi
Laser pointers
Anal beads
Protective goggles
All-you-can-eat buffet
A minimum of six easy chairs with individual fireplaces
500 Kilos of Cocaine
Batman
A closet for snogging
Bean bag chairs
A big screen TV
And a large litter box for Havoc
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