[MeechMunchie]

Blonde and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first?
The brunette. The blonde had to stop for directions.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it was only a joke.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad all those grannies are gone?

What's the difference between a man drinking coffee and a butcher?
One stays awake, the other weighs a steak.

what's the difference between a bell and a robber?
One peals from the steeple, the other steals from the people.

Women's football.

ARF ARF GUFFAW