So, a baby seal walks into a club...
What's more fun than two dead babies in one trash can?
One dead baby in two trash cans.
(This next one is pretty bad, so I'm going to put a spoiler tag on the whole thing. I'll remove it if anyone here finds it offensive.)
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream when I put it in an oven.
A priest, a midget and a bodybuilder walk into a bar... Well, two walk into it anyway.
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So many things are only here to be hated No need for love when the world is sedated Beautiful to be the joker Cursed by an all-too human future The world burns with death as a lover It's systematic for the coming new order
I'm the politically incorrect one.
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