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I haven't yet mentioned my hate for urinals. I can piss for England when I'm at home, but in public, Captain Cocky decides to be an awkward fucker and disobeys my will, so I'm stood there with my dick out for about fory-five seconds doing absolutely nothing. I don't think anybody gives a shit, but I still feel awkward.
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Oh God. I thought that only happened to me. I'm both relieved to know its not and troubled that its an actual thing that happens and not just my bladder being unready to piss.