Two hunters are in the woods, suddenly one of them collapses, ceases to breathe and lies perfectly still.
His friend, terrified, rings the emergency services and asks for an ambulance. When he gets a reply he shouts.
"Help! My friend has collapsed and isn't breathing, i think he's dead!"
The reply comes. "Calm down sir, First make sure he's dead"...
There is silence, followed by a gunshot. The hunter then gets back on the phone and says...
"Ok ... now what!?
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