What's black and white and goes round and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Why do penguins have to carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven't got any pockets.
What do penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
As you can tell, I've been reading penguin jokes from my biscuits.
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
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