I haven't yet mentioned my hate for urinals. I can piss for England when I'm at home, but in public, Captain Cocky decides to be an awkward fucker and disobeys my will, so I'm stood there with my dick out for about fory-five seconds doing absolutely nothing. I don't think anybody gives a shit, but I still feel awkward.
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
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