I can't understand the people in here,
Posting their posts that sound so, so queer,
When they profess to be straighter than shafts,
Oh my God that word made me Jizz in my pants.
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"I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I'm still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I'm technically Catholic, it's the box you have to tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers..'"
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