[Sekto Springs]

See, I imagine a proud virgin as someone walking around with a shirt that says "VIRGIN" in big block letters. Unless this was you, shut up.

Also the point I'm making, DK, is that yes, admitting to your parents that you wank is awkward as shit. Think about it though.
All the times you held up in the bathroom long enough for people to notice.
All the times you locked your bedroom door and tried to hide your boner by walking like a hunchback when your mom demanded you open it.
All the balled up tissues in your waste basket, leading your parents to suspect.

If the whole awkwardness around sex was eliminated entirely - so would all of these nuisances. Granted, we think of it as odd to have someone walk in on us when we wank... but we still shouldn't. Everyone does it. Anyone who doesn't either doesn't know how, believes in some convoluted fairytale about a vengeful God, or has way better things to do (and if you're a member of OWF, you clearly don't).