[Rich]

Is it just me, or are most of these haikus actually meta-poetry, calling attention to the fact that they're breaking the rigid rules of haikutry?

+rep to anyone who makes a haiku that maintains the formal syllable structure, whilst rhyming each line.

Also, +rep to anyone who writes a haiku that maintains the formal syllable structure, whilst expressing how amazing I am.

How about:

I love Nate Dog Woof
He is my favourite poof
Better than Max, truth