[used:)]

Write limmericks everybody!

Like so:

There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He awoke with a fright
In the middle of the night
And found out his dream had come true

Or

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a cock so long he could suck it
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it."