I thought Abe's moon was an indication that the Mudokons were the chosen race. Is this really nothing more than a claim the Mudokons made years ago?
Also, wasn't each Quintology hero supposed to have his own moon? This puts a bit of a pisser on the whole "Only one moon with a giant hand-print" thing. Who is to say a Glukkon can't look up at any of the dozens of moons surrounding Oddworld, tilt their head, and squint to see their hand-print on a moon too?
Some people say there's a man in our moon, others say there's a rabbit. I see an Ostrich defecating on a dutch oven, and if I tilt my head, Andy Milonakis's spread ass cheeks. This Oddworld moon thing is a bunch of fluff, I say. FLUFF! Also shit.
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