EVP-Glukkon, I'm going to be the nice guy here and burst your bubble. We're all a bunch of sarcastic bastards that have long ago exhausted all of our theories and thoughts on these games. Now we're just posting smart ass responses to those who are too lazy or stupid to search the forums for the same topics that have been closed and re-closed over and over again.
Not unlike the average American who eats when they're bored, we gang-rape the few people left who have genuine interest in Oddworld-related topics for our kicks. We feed on the naivity and curiosity of fresh members like lampreys. All official theories and information can be found on the Oddworld Encyclopedia - outside of that, this is all just circular conjecture and hearsay. It's fun to kick around theories for a little while, but ultimately we're just bored.
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