[Sekto Springs]

A list of who sounds like what:

Alcar - Skippy the Bush Kangaroo
Max - That falsetto "berries and cream" kid from those awful ads
Xavier - Hal from 2001 Space Odyssey with a french accent
OANST - I've heard your voice before. You sound like a slightly less annoying Seth Rogen. "It's a great day at NAB, this is Mat in the new accounts department"
Used - Gabe, I'm sorry to say that you sound like the nasally-voiced teen from The Simpsons
Nate - An angry gibbon
Pilot - You don't sound like Roger... Roger sounds like you.
Hobo - Like Robin Williams in The Fisher King
Strike Witch - Back when you're name was Ghost, you sounded alot cooler in my head. Now you just sound like a gibbering high-pitched anime character.
Kastere - The cat from Red Dwarf
Leto - We've chatted over many a round of Doom 3 Live back in the day. Since then you've probably grown facial hair and started thinking about girls, so I can't honestly imagine how you sound now. Maybe the Prosecutor from The Wall.
Anonyman - Daffy Duck
Bullet Magnet - Santa Claus
Wings of Fire - The thundering voice of reason

I probably forgot at least one other person worth mentioning. I will rectify this when I remember. As for the rest of you, you sound like talking anuses and smell just as bad.