*Holds up a REAL LIVE Pikachu*
This is a Pikachu everybody. He is a electric mouse Pokémon.
*Holds up a mouse*
This is "Imsoscrewed" he is a normal mouse...now lets see what happens when we let these children play with Imsoscrewed...
*Lets 3 children play with him...watch as they pat him on the head and hug and kiss him...then takes mouse away*
They are normal children...they have not seen Pokémon...now watch as i place him in the hands of a "Pokéholic"
*Gives him to a little boy who watches Pokémon and watches as the kid tells it to do 'Thunder waffle' (Or woteva) the mouse does nothing...so the kid shakes it and shouts at it...still nothing...so the little shit puts a phaser up its arse and watches it as it squeels and wriggles while electricity flows through its body...it squeels before going limp*
You see...you see what it does...Pokémon is VERY unhealthy for children and should be banned. Now digimon...lets see what happens now...
*Opens a large door where a T-Rex comes out...tells the children its..."Bigbastardmon" and watch as they dance around its feet...before the dinosaur kills and eats all of them...*
POINT PROVEN!!
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