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The definition of religion is: a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, esp. when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.
Satanism is not that. Sorry. It doesn't get to be a religion just because you want it to.
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Cause: There is none.
Nature: Depends on what you want to say "Nature of the universe" means.
Purpose: There is none.
Sorry, but I've defended my religion using that definition before. You're going to need something better than that.