[Mac Sirloin]

A veiny triumphant one!

Wait a second, if you fucked all of the women on Earth, and there are only 3 billion... what other 997 hundred billion creatures did you fuck? I THOUGHT YOU WERE AGAINST ZOOPHILIA YOU CONTRADICTORY TURD!

ABM

Magic.

I understand that it is legally a religion. However, by description it is a philosophy. You have no creation story, believe in no gods, worship nothing as a higher being. Even your belief in the supernatural is flimsy. The Church of Satan doesn't necessarily believe that magic exists, but one of it's rules is that if you practice magic and it works, you can't deny that it worked.

It is merely an excuse for douchebags to dress up, get together, and feel good about being smarter than the Christians.

With that being said, I agree with many points of the philosophy. But that's because much of it is common sense. Much like the 10 Commandments.

Took the words right out of my mouth.