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This may sound funny to you, but the only reason why you can't impregnate a dog is because we're not supposed to have sex with them, and therein reproduce.
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Nice wall of text. Why can't you make a nice, concise argument?
Now, I don't give a dick about what sick fucks who have sex with animals do in their spare time to call it '
research.'
However, and this may come as a shock to you:
From the perspective of almost every culture, every people, scattered across this blue turd of a planet we got
my point is the correct one.
Like I said, there's no arguing this. Hell, time was, you'd be locked up for committing what was properly titled 'an abomination' for doing the down and dirty with your dog.
What really gets my goat is that you think it's okay because the animal enjoys it, too.
You know what else dogs enjoy?
Playing Fetch.
Walking.
Socializing with other dogs.
Oh, then there's this little gem:
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Yet you ignore the issue by saying there is a creator or something, and he designed humans for humans; and dogs for dogs, and do you realise how insane that makes you?
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Did I? Oh, no I didn't! I'm actually trying to keep the concept of intelligent design
out of this so that maybe,
maybe you won't pull a bullshit argument like It's okay to fuck dogs because there's no god.
You're so edgy!
Oh, wait, nope, you're just farting out of your mouth. Whoopsie.
Anyways, it's become obvious to the world of OWF that:
You're not a researcher.
You can't create an argument without shitting a novel into it.
Most of your points are wrong by default-no actual research required.
You actually
catalog fucking different animals as beneath you (lol).
You haven't actually made an effort to denounce why my Experience working with animals pretty much dwarfs any excuse you make. That's a pretty big hole in your argument.
And seriously, you don't enjoy having sex with your dog? Bull-
fucking-shit. If your life is so repetitive and boring that you violate other species out of habit you should probably rethink your current state of affairs.
You love your dog? You know what would be the right thing to do, then? Call an animal protection agency and give them your dog. Take counseling to see just what caused your fascination with dog-poon and never, ever touch another animal again.
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Sorry, didn't realize there was some divine power behind it all telling me what I can and can't do.
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What, having sex with animals?
Well, you could always aspire not to be like the Doc here. I mean, that would be motivation enough.