Mr. James Smith, (you don't mind my calling you Mister, do you?), it seems like you have a very odd double standard. See, while you relentlessly defend the validity of cramming your dong inside of some poor pooch, you also tell other people that their opinions are (with
extremely melodramatic flair) outright wrong.
Now, something I guess you didn't see with your Doctorery is that many,
many devote their lives to breeding dogs (
Not breeding
with) or sheltering them.
Since an early age (pretty much since I was born) my Mom's best friend has been a dog breeder, trainer, and law teacher (not to dogs). I wonder if you've pondered in your mighty researcher brain how the mere
concept of Zoophilia--the slightest
hint of sexual animal abuse sounds to these people.
You know what, how much can I buy one of your kids for? 400-1500$ for a good purebred dog, right? Seems fair. I guess it doesn't matter what age group they're in, or if they haven't reached sexual maturity. Hell, I guess I'll just take one of them home and rape 'til the sun goes down! God knows there's nothing wrong with that, right? I mean, apart from social scrutiny on pedophiles, what could be described as an outright taskforce for catching them in some countries and the simple thought of "Hey, maybe this is wrong." one should feel at the thought of molestation or sexual predatory behavior.
I mean, those dog breeders--they don't put an effort into finding particular traits for nothing, right? Or raising them from puppies? Or taking them from the Bitch and hoping,
hoping that they get a good home and family? Putting their trust in the person with the little doggie in their arms?
Think about it like that. You can pour over as much documentation and find as many ridiculous excuses as possible, but at the end of the day, what are you doing? Fingering your dog until you can cram yourself into it and feel like you're justified? Or hell, Tranquilize it even? What exactly is wrong with you that you decided to make love to your pet? Companionship? Hell, pooches are made for it. A warm, cozy feeling as they trample over your face and balls, knowing they don't mean any harm, they're just dogs? Well duh.
I've worked with Dogs in a shelter. A humane society. You know what's humane about having sex with a dog?
Nothin'.
Because it isn't human.
Now, let's go a
little bit off topic. Let's talk about cats.
Cats have spines all over their penis.
This serves many purposes. We won't go into detail on what they are, but look down. Brush your neckbeard aside and take a look at your genitals.
You don't have any spikes on your cock, do you?
Now, maybe you haven't researched what a dog dick looks like. Allow me to enlighten you.
Here's the general shape of a human penis:
Warning: Phallic!
Here's a dog penis:
Delicious.
Hmm. Seems pretty different, huh? Odd, I mean, it's not like we're different species, right? Of course it's possible to inseminate a dog with human sperm, isn't it?
Something you're obviously forgetting is that, well, sex, above all things, is about reproduction.
Does it feel good? Aww yeeah, but it should, right? Makin' babies shouldn't be as humdrum as cleaning earwax or blowing your nose. You should be motivated,
motivated,
MOTIVATED to fuck.
But what you're doing isn't what we in the "Clear thinking" industry like to call:
"
Genetically Practical".
Because you ain't makin' yo' wife' poop out mo' babies. You just pluggin' yo dog and callin' it a night!
See, being "
Genetically Practical" means that you construct more life out of your gender-based protein chains. A "
Genetically Practical" person simply does not bone animals.
Someone who does, is, well:
"
Genetically Impractical". Meaning we should
probably castrate you and forbid the artificial insemination of any semen not donated by you into a canine.
But hey, I've just taken care of dogs for the latter half of my life, taken a part in Animal Medical services and worked with SPCA officials, so who am I to
judge?