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Is that you, ILuvMares?

Anyway, whatever. You like to fuck your dog. Who cares? I don't go around making statements like "Hi. My name is Karl Barishnikov. I'm a doctor, and I like to have sex with women. I just thought that I would come here and mention that I'm not desperate. Women will and do have sex with me. I don't even have to bribe them, or use my powers of hypnosis (which as a doctor I have) on them to get them to let me stick my penis inside of their vaginas. If you have any opinions on how awesome I am, and how totally fucking cool it is that I have had sex with women, I would like to know. I am a researcher, researching how cool I am. With this research I intend to make myself even more the fucking shit so that more women will allow me to put my penis into even more holes".

God, you people are annoying.